I have some funny stories to share with you all
AND
I need your thoughts on a something as well :)
(My boyfriend and I are in this heated debate & so I decided ask you all!)
Okay so first things first - graduation party
This Sunday was my cousins high school graduation party.
My mom and the boy decided to get together and talk about all the "stupid" things that I do and vent to each other about how awful it is that I am such an indecisive person
(okay, I admit...it can be pretty, really bad)
Here's one of their examples about me:
[Erin] Mom, which one do you like. The red shirt or the blue?
[Mom] I don't know, they both like nice! Either one would look good on you
[Erin] ...But if you HAD to pick, which one?
[Mom] If I HAD to pick...okay the blue
[Erin] The blue one? Really? You really think the blue one is better?!
[Mom] Okay, the red one then!
[Erin] ...Excuse me, miss! (at this point I am calling over a random person just minding their own business in the store to come over and give their opinion)...which one do you like...the red shirt or the blue?
[Random Person] Oh, well... I like the blue one. But they are both really nice
[Erin] Really. okay thank you!
[Mom] Okay - the blue ones the winner then?
[Erin] Eh, I think I like Red...
**This is embarrassing admitting but it is SO true. I am the WORST at making decisions!**
So, I guess they have a right to complain a little. After all...they are the two people who are with my non-stop :) I am so thankful they put up with me like they do!
Now for a funny story. Here is where I got back at my man!
(The best part, right?!)
(The best part, right?!)
I was sitting at the kitchen table and eating some Cheetos's.
The kitchen table is sitting right underneath a ceiling fan.
As I start to grab the Cheetos's, my lovely boyfriend decides to "warn me"...
Um, hun - just so you know, those Cheetos are getting a little stale
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I look at him with a puzzled look in my face, like what the hell are you talking about?!
He repeats..."yeah, they are getting kind of stale. The fan is drying them out"
****Note: The Cheetos have only been opened and hour and a half ago****
WHAT?!?!?!?!?
I am cracking up right now - you have no idea. TEARS are pouring down my face and I cannot control the laughter. He is busted. What a perfect time to embarrass him infront of people :) It was great!
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Next: Here is where I need YOUR HELP!
Here is the question that my boy & I are arguing over
Girls: Would you rather get a massage from a female masseuse or a male masseuse?
I told him that most all girl request to have a massage done by a female. He is convinced that I am just not the typical female, because I am wrong & girls want a male masseuse working on them
I think that is awkward - am I right? or is he correct & I am just abnormal? : /
Lastly - The Bachelorette was on tonight :) Episode 2 Recap/Thoughts
{1} William got the first one-on-one date! He is too adorable and I love him
The only "odd" part was the beginning of their date. They looked at rings & had a fake marriage.
Weird.
{2} I can't stand Ashley's laugh. I understand it's probably a "nervous laugh", but man it drives me nuts! I hope it doesn't ruin the show for me : /
{3} The crazy mask man STILL hasn't taken off his mask. PLUS he got a rose? Something is wrong with that picture. How bad would you feel if the mask man got a rose over you. I feel bad for the men that went home tonight, knowing that crazy phantom man beat them. Ugh.
{4} Bentley is a fake. He needs to go. The producers just want him for the hype & ratings
I hope everyone had a great memorial day
I am so honored and thankful for those who serve our country
xoxo
-erinj0




