30 May 2011

Bachelorette and Boyfriend Madness

I have some funny stories to share with you all
AND
I need your thoughts on a something as well :) 
(My boyfriend and I are in this heated debate & so I decided ask you all!)
Okay so first things first - graduation party
This Sunday was my cousins high school graduation party. 
My mom and the boy decided to get together and talk about all the "stupid" things that I do and vent to each other about how awful it is that I am such an indecisive person 
(okay, I admit...it can be pretty, really bad)

Here's one of their examples about me:
[Erin] Mom, which one do you like. The red shirt or the blue?
[Mom] I don't know, they both like nice! Either one would look good on you
[Erin] ...But if you HAD to pick, which one?
[Mom] If I HAD to pick...okay the blue
[Erin] The blue one? Really? You really think the blue one is better?!
[Mom] Okay, the red one then!
[Erin] ...Excuse me, miss! (at this point I am calling over a random person just minding their own business in the store to come over and give their opinion)...which one do you like...the red shirt or the blue?
[Random Person] Oh, well... I like the blue one. But they are both really nice
[Erin] Really. okay thank you!
[Mom] Okay - the blue ones the winner then?
[Erin] Eh, I think I like Red...

**This is embarrassing admitting but it is SO true. I am the WORST at making decisions!**
So, I guess they have a right to complain a little. After all...they are the two people who are with my non-stop :) I am so thankful they put up with me like they do!

Now for a funny story. Here is where I got back at my man!
(The best part, right?!)

I was sitting at the kitchen table and eating some Cheetos's. 
The kitchen table is sitting right underneath a ceiling fan.
As I start to grab the Cheetos's, my lovely boyfriend decides to "warn me"...
Um, hun - just so you know, those Cheetos are getting a little stale
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I look at him with a puzzled look in my face, like what the hell are you talking about?!
He repeats..."yeah, they are getting kind of stale. The fan is drying them out"
****Note: The Cheetos have only been opened and hour and a half ago**** 
WHAT?!?!?!?!? 
I am cracking up right now - you have no idea. TEARS are pouring down my face and I cannot control the laughter. He is busted. What a perfect time to embarrass him infront of people :) It was great!

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Next: Here is where I need YOUR HELP!
Here is the question that my boy & I are arguing over
Girls: Would you rather get a massage from a female masseuse or a male masseuse?

I told him that most all girl request to have a massage done by a female. He is convinced that I am just not the typical female, because I am wrong & girls want a male masseuse working on them
I think that is awkward - am I right? or is he correct & I am just abnormal? : /



Lastly - The Bachelorette was on tonight :) Episode 2 Recap/Thoughts

{1} William got the first one-on-one date! He is too adorable and I love him
The only "odd" part was the beginning of their date. They looked at rings & had a fake marriage.
Weird.
{2} I can't stand Ashley's laugh. I understand it's probably a "nervous laugh", but man it drives me nuts! I hope it doesn't ruin the show for me : /
{3} The crazy mask man STILL hasn't taken off his mask. PLUS he got a rose? Something is wrong with that picture. How bad would you feel if the mask man got a rose over you. I feel bad for the men that went home tonight, knowing that crazy phantom man beat them. Ugh.
{4} Bentley is a fake. He needs to go. The producers just want him for the hype & ratings
{5} I think JP is just the cutest guy & he reminds me of Heath Ledger. ♥


I hope everyone had a great memorial day
I am so honored and thankful for those who serve our country

xoxo
-erinj0

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

hey there and thanks for stopping by my blog. i don't have a preference, but i think if you are giving it as a gift, maybe a woman masseuse will be more comfortable for the first time. i've had some male ones, and they're just as good, but i had to personally hand-pick them or if they were recommended by female friends. :)

Sarah said...

Ah! I am TOTALLY the same way when it comes to making a decision about ANYTHING I promise - My mother always, always has to pretty much pick something whenever we do something otherwise we'll never leave the store or order our food or something :D
I've only had one massage, but I'm pretty sure when I did, there was some boob flashing when I was like turning over/moving around etc. I was completely mortified when it happened, but I knew she didn't care because she probably sees dozens of boobs a day. Soooo therefore - a girl. It would be weird to have a guy like touching me like you know? I mean, I wouldn't say no to a guy, but if I HAD to pick, it'd be a girl :D

*Allie* said...

Thanks for reading my blog!

I love getting massages and get them about once every month or two. I always prefer a woman. It's just more comfortable. I've had a few with men, and they are always very professional, but I'm always a little more relaxed when it's a woman :-)

Jill said...

I had a massage once by a woman. I didn't enjoy it too much so i'd like to try a guy masseuse sometime, but I think i'd be too self-conscious about keepin the towel on lol

Hannah said...

Hahahah you are way too funny!!! I'd go with the red too...hahah we are like the exact same person!! I would go female masseuse...ps masseuse is probably the hardest word to spell ever haha!

The Tiny Team said...

JP? eh...

What about how she always says, "REALLY?!" when anyone tells her anything... This season I am only kind of excited about, except I feel so bad for her when she gets all flirty infront of Bently....

So embarassing!!!!!!!

xo,
Amy

Unknown said...

Hahaha I am the same way with decision making, it drives my parents crazy. But luckily my boyfriend is able to put up with it quite well! And no, I didn't let him dread all my hair, just a little strand. It looks interesting, haha. I try to do something different with my hair every summer, the dread is for Summer 2011!

erinj0 said...

I am glad other people have trouble making decisions, too!! I think the consensus is a girl :) I am glad I get to inform him that he is wrong! That is always the best feeling... lol

@Tiny Team - I know, I can have a weird taste sometimes, but I think JP is really cute. I like the rough around the edges look ; ) And she does say "REALLY?!" a lot. In all, she is relatively annoying : / Of course, I will still keep watching though!

@Katy - I'm glad he didn't get to do your "whole" hair in dreads!! But that is cute that he even tried ;) It makes for a fun new look!

Jennifer Fabulous said...

First, I was really sorry to read about your health problems in the last post. It breaks my heart you have to deal with such frustration and stress. I hope everything works out.

Second, I prefer a female massage therapist b/c I would feel too weird having some strange guy rubbing me all over. Lol. I think most girls feel the same way...

And omg The Bachelorette!! Eep! I cannot BELIEVE she chose the masked guy! I kind of had the feeling she would after his whole ex-wife sob story he gave on the steps. I still don't understand the point of the mask. Is he going to take it off and reveal a bunch of scars or something?!?

Sarah said...

you know its funny, i must be the only female out there who doesnt have a preference.

My boyfriend always tells me to "watch the towel" when I go to a male masseur. LOL. too fricking funny. It really only started when I was on vacation and saw some really hot hot male masseur walking around the spa when i went to make my appointment. of course the boyfriend was standing next to me and saw me drooling. I just couldnt help but ask for "that guy". of course the boyfriend as revenge asked for whoever was available to prove a point. he wound up with someone who was about as effective as a sofa at giving massages. LOL!

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